Some Interesting QUOTES

1. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
2.Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
3.What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell newandJust few hours left for your exams..!
4.Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
5.After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"